lulz-time:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

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vanillish:

i saw this on netflix and i was like… wait a minuteimage

isn’t that…

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cherrybrandyismymuse:

dudewithabow:

"So, er, for the non South Asians in the audience who perhaps didn’t understand why there was applause, the British built a really extensive railway system throughout India before they left, and it wasn’t so much for transportation for the Indian people, it was because it’s really hard to plunder on foot."

Hari Kondabolu’s joke about the British colonisation of India [x]

This is a perfect way of illustrating how colonialisation works, it it’s brutal and intimate. It’s degrading.

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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

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if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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bambifett:

This picture fucked me up

bambifett:

This picture fucked me up

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officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too

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4gifs:

A reminder from the conductor that train tracks aren’t playgrounds. [video]

4gifs:

A reminder from the conductor that train tracks aren’t playgrounds. [video]

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snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

(Source: theslowpokewell, via lordsenseii)